princessskittybot:

new aesthetic: cryptidcore

  • kitschy t shirts and keychains from souvenir shops depicting the local urban legends and monsters
  • glow in the dark stuff and generic alien themed stuff
  • tin foil hats
  • muffled x files, gravity falls, and twilight zone theme songs playing in the distance
  • staring into the night sky and wondering if we’re alone
  • lots of pictures of the woods and abandoned houses
exghoulfriend:

p cute
geebootaro:

今日の怪獣
Today’s dino

食べてやるー!
“I will eat this duck!”


#conure #mybird #yuzu #greencheek #ホオミドリアカオウロコインコ
razorramonaflowers asked: Top 10 most random shit you've seen as a teacher.
  1. A kid writing an essay about how Hitler wasn’t that bad and was just following his dreams
  2. All the kids in my class wearing black lipstick
  3. the fight between two guys over who was cuter with a flower in their hair
  4. teaching my kids the rainmaker pose
  5. teaching my kids the kliq sign instead of high fiving
  6. the fact that there are like 400 different colors of nike socks
  7. this video that we showed in science class
  8. awkward ass hallway hugs between classes
  9. during a pep rally, they had a soda chugging contest and a girl just straight up dumped a full cup of orange soda down the front of herself and thought she won
  10. the sheer number of kids who just straight up rock naruto headbands  every day
geebootaro:

今日のゆず
Today’s Yuzu

やっほー(*^^*)
“Yoo-hoo!” (*^^*)


#conure #mybird #yuzu #greencheek #ホオミドリアカオウロコインコ
carnageasada asked: TOP 10 REASONS I SHOULD COLLECT TRANSH NYMPHS AND HARNESS THEIR POWERS
  1. powerful trash magic
  2. they can break into literally anything for you
  3. they have lots and lots of children, your army will grow exponentially and only become more powerful
  4. have you seen all the cool stuff people throw away? that can all be yours
  5. night time protection
  6. possum pouches can be used as lots of extra storage for snacks
  7. the police can’t arrest trash nymphs

  8. A+ high fives

  9. you can sneak them in anywhere, camouflaged as stylish headwear 

iamchikara:

Everyone, ophidiancobra's gear was stolen last night. Please spread the word (and the link below) to every bit of social media you can think of. Someone's gotta know something.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10204930885981238&set=a.3650245384096.164705.1513329316&type=1&fref=nf

the way you worded #6 tho

I meant it the way I said it

razorramonaflowers asked: Top 10 reasons why damianteeth is the best Tumblr user ever.

1. ALL CAPS FOR FRIENDSHIP
2. SHINSUKE TAGS
3. VERY GOOD MUSIC RECOMMENDATIONS
4. CURATOR OF THE BEST TAG ON TUMBLR, #PUNK LOOKS 2014
5. GENUINE AND VERY NICE DUDE
6. I HAVE SEEN HIS DICK A BUNCH OF TIMES, VERY BODY POSITIVE
7. HIS LOVE OF KYARY
8. ALWAYS HAS A+ LOOKS AND OUTFITS
9. DREW MY AVATAR PIC LIKE A BOSS
10. #SLIME

ask me my top 10 whatever-ya-want

shitfestcomic:

#157
wrestling comic
or
how much I don’t care about getting perspective correct
Alex. 25. M. Hockey. Wrestling. MMA. TCGS. Tokusatsu. Bird.